Get yourself a bottle of wine and a gun. Open the bottle of wine, pour yourself a glass and start reading this article from Vulture Mag entitled, ‘GARBAGE LANGUAGE. Why do corporations speak the way they do?’ https://lnkd.in/f7qik_K If by the end of reading the article you aren’t cringing, laughing or looking for another bottle, reach for the gun. The next thing you put in your mouth shouldn’t be the wine.